March 31, 1995
Volume XIX, Number 10

News

Top Stories

• Brodhead resigns as dean: Becomes third Yale College dean to step down in three years
  Photo: Brodhead says, "Yo, I can still shoot the J!"
  Photo: Dean Brodhead's press conference with the Chicago Bulls

  Scientists call brains 'real grody'

  Students rally against Contract with America

  No danger of Yale exploding, officials claim

  GESO discusses strike and views at Liberal Party forum

  Stanton Wheeler named new Morse Master; college professes high hopes

  Student mentoring program earns national acclaim

  Panel discusses implications of grade inflation for Yalies

  Penis grows out of control

  Yalies build exits off information superhighway

  Yale Week

  Six colleges to get ethernet connections

  Calhoun, Berkeley gate keys finally in

  Jews for GESO will fight for unionization

  Chapel Square Mall under City control

  Paglia: 'Women are better than men'

  Other News Features

  Police Blotter for the week ending Mar. 30

  Around the Globe

  World News in Brief

Opinion

• BGLAD week--too much, too fast
• Yale must find compromise between security and Jewish Law
• All the things GESO just doesn't understand
• The empty blackness of rape, facing the sunrise
• Revive collective action and patriotism in personal attitudes

  Columns

• Beyond Politics
• The Right Way
• Much Ado
• The Second Coming

Arts & Entertainment

Reviews

• The Boys explore pain, comedy of mental illness
• Tips on dressing for success
• Earl's latest revolves around catchy, quirky grooves
• I am the 'Fishman,' goo-goo-ka-choo
• Juliana Hatfield returns wielding versatility and cuteness
• New Idea in theater for polyglots and Europhiles
• Morphine digs into a jazz-rock underworld
• no one moves deserves look
• Obi-Wan is back, spry, and bustin' a big ole move
• On-Campus Film
• For Rhythmic Blue, funky dancing is Human Nature
• Sculpture show harmonizes forces
• The year of the simpleton, according to the Academy
• Steer clear of these Unlucky Numbers

  Static

• Exhibit
• Shopping
• Theater

• Minor Threats

Sports

• Baseball ready to swipe Ivies
• Leaner and meaner, crew looks to spring
• Fencers stab way to fourth at NCAA championships
• Gump & Co. 'kinda likely' to get Yale mail
• He's a luger, baby, so why don't you kill him?
• Nailbiters the norm in softball doubleheaders
• UCLA cursed by that guy named Geno
• Surging women's lax bears down for Penn
• Time to strike up the lights at Yale Field

• This Week at Home

• Residential College Intramurals

  Sports Shorts

• Yale gymnasts set record score in season finale
• Elis slip by Cornell; national champs Princeton next
• Yale track takes on nation's best in North Carolina
• Athlete of the Week: Maggie Super

Calendar

• Friday, March 31
• Saturday, April 1
• Sunday, April 2
• Monday, April 3
• Tuesday, April 4
• Wednesday, April 5
• Thursday, April 6