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MAY: It's nice to have a guest Smacker since Sarah owes so much money she can't even eat in the D-halls. Sorry Eric, gimme $1,500 on the Irish to get lucky against OSU. Put me down for $750 that Yale sends UConn home with its tail between its legs. Another $2,500 says Conehead puts the Yanks up 1-0. Last Week: -$500. Current Balance: $6,000.

MORGADO: Well, I'm still atop the A.L. East. In order to clinch, I have to put $1,000 dollars on Rivera pitching in Yankee win number one on Tues. Another $600 predicts that Yale will fumble in the third quarter vs. UConn. And, in the NFL, Emmit will surpass 110 yards in a breakout game. Last Week: -$650. Current Balance: $6,350.

HOLLEY: Well, if nothing else, I am consistent. And I'm getting tired of letting these guys win. That's right, Woodruffe, it's all part of the master plan. This week, the bets are short but sweet: $2,000 apiece on Florida, Michigan, and the Chiefs. And give me $1,000 on women's rugby over Bowdoin. Woo-hoo! Last Week: -$4,000. Current Balance: -$6,000.

GUEST: MOLLY WOODROOFE: Holley is giving our fair sex a bad name, so I'd better take control. $1,500 says the Steelers roll over Houston by 13. $300 says Barry Bonds sucks this week and doesn't hit a home run, and $100 says the Cowboys once again show us they are the unclassiest team in the league, and one of the worst, by losing to Philly. Guest Starting Balance: $5,000.

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