Timothy Dwight Intramurals

Dwight

Let's start off with our big ol' hero from last week, Bonnie Park '00, who answered a frantic call from PWG and skipped section, was thwarted by the other team's lack of players. In other volleyball news, Danica Liberman '00 and Courtney Noble '00 have proven themselves to be the 1-3 goddesses that we know they are. Other TD goddesses have shown themselves worship-worthy in swimming and basketball. These deiticontigent of Emily Johnson '00, Claire Wladis '00, and Lily Morgan '00. Merrill Dobson '00 has been the de-tubing tour de force in water polo as well as a scoring demoness. Go tiger! Best include Tania Brief '98, Kristina Robb '97, Namita Kumar '97, Karen Lee '97 and Meg Quinn '97. But let us not forget the freshmen. Then again, there is always homewrecker Mark Waterman '97, who after detubing himself on his first ball posession, managed to score the second time that ball came around. Speaking of water sports, whose that fine man in the red speedo full of ashé? That would be Gates Hurand '00 --what a distraction to the other team! Other fine men thrashing around for TD include Erik Robb '99 and Alexander Adiarte '97. Men's a-hoops came up big with their first win against Calhoun in four years! Davis Oliver '97, Stanford Law '00, netted a three-pointer with 15 seconds left. TD held on despite Jamal Lesane's '98 nearly disastrous insistence on taunting Calhoun's hapless free-throw shooter. Meanwhile, Bobby Winslow '00 and Mr. Blanford '97, the math teacher, were divine entities of ball-handling throughout the game.

Alas, we cannot say such nice things about c-hoops, whose three-year dynasty ended last week in disappointment and disgrace. The only thing that can be said is, "Redeem yourselves next year or be ostracized for life." In hockey, "player-coach Reggie Dunlap" Bovilsky '97 scored TD's two goals in a hang-on win over Morse that never should have been.

Keep coming out, TD, and do not give us any crap about midterms! We are on the verge of a Tyng Cup victory and every freaking person needs to come out with his game face on!

(Compiled by chunky chug and the boy with the Korean Fetish.)

cindy

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