Calhoun

We are the Mud that swirls into Timothy Dwight's Slide, and we are so Exotic that the party becomes Erotic. We put the Scream in Berkeley's Orgasm. We Screw J.E.'s Drivers. We have Sex on Silliman's Beach Club. We squirt the White in Trumbull's Russian. We unleash the Wood that makes Pierson Chuck.

We are the Ivan Yi "Bola Virus" '99 that festers in Saybrook's dining hall. Ezra Stiles will sniff our fecal material when we Dan Fleschner '01 them down the toilet. Clark "will take out D'port's dirty, rotten" Landry '99. Jessica "puts her hand upon Morse's L"Ip"stick" '00, and when it Ips, she Ips, they Ip. Jessica Coifman '00 "handles" Branford's tower while Tim Wong-"key Kong" '98 climbs to the top.

Alex McLain"s" '00 that all Hounies will follow the lead of her co-ed football compadres and take a swig from the Tyng Cup, and Ellice "doesn't think that she is" Wong '00. Unfortunately, all is not well in the Houn, because Chris "W"Elco"mes" '98 the opposition to brush his hair and undress him everyhere--not a pretty sight. But if you're not Chris "Ip"in' '98, you must be trippin'.

C'mon Hounies, let's go party, ah, ah, ah, ah. Wrapped in plastique, it's fantastique. Touch me here, touch me there, Sashank"y Panky" Prasad '00.

(Compiled by a Hounie who understands that sex and alcohol do not mix, unless you pay at least one C-note to Erika Lee.)

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