Minor Threats

Hit Me
with director Steve Shainberg
Fri., Jan. 14, 8 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center
Free with membership
We don't what this movie is about, but we're pretty sure there's nudity.

get on this

Yale Herald
Organizational Meeting
Tues., Jan. 18, 7 p.m.
JE Common Room
No Experience Necessary
Free Ice Cream
We wanna get with you. And your sister (we think her name is Debra).

what's my name, bitch?

Shut Up and Love Me
Sat., Jan. 22, 8 p.m.
The one, the only, Toad's
Free with Yale ID
For one night only, it's a "journey of pyschosexual lust and dysfunctional companionship." The rest of the nights, check Pierson.

susan ursitti

Beowulf Auditions
Fri.-Sat., Jan. 14-15, 1-6 p.m.
Sign up at Dramat door
That's one of MT's favorites! Especially when Michael J. Fox makes out with the chick in the closet.

three ukies

`A Concert of Traditional
Ukrainian Christmas Music'
Fri., Jan. 14, 8 p.m.
Sudler Hall
Free
Sorry, Oksana, but according to MT's tradition, Christmas comes in December. But we did hear that Myroslav gets ill on the dzvinochky.

44 girls, 26 boys

Elm City Girls' and Trinity
Boys' Choirs' Final Tour Date
Wed., Jan. 19, 8 p.m.
Carnegie Hall
The crack is free-ee, 'cus the children cost mon-ey.

mo' chitlins

Yale Children's Theater
Informational meeting
Sat., Jan 15, 1-2 p.m.
Dwight Hall common room
So we like children. What's so bad about that? We like to watch 'em sing, and we especially like to watch 'em act. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna are just getting going.

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