Minor Threats

Jazz Bath & Buffet
Featuring Jann Parker
Sun., Jan. 23, 5:30 p.m.
Rich Forum, Stamford, Conn.
Call 325-4466 for information
$25

"Did they say all-you-can-eat, or all-you-can-meat?" "Shut up. Get in the tub." "OK, Daddy."

no no-ah, noah

Three Days of Rain auditions
Sat., Jan. 22 and Sun., Jan. 23, 2-5 p.m.
LC 105

Day one: rain. Day two: rain. Day three: death.

free delivery

"In Search of Old Peking"
The Hume Lecture
Featuring Susan Naquin
Thurs., Jan. 27, 4 p.m.
Luce Hall Auditorium
Free

The last time MT ordered Peking Duck from Main Garden, MT was "search"ing for MT's Imodium AD.

rig job

"Gallery Gig"
Featuring the Artie Dixson Quartet
Bebop, blues, and scat
Sun. Jan. 23, 3 p.m.
Yale University Art Gallery
Free

Scat. Bop-bap. Rat-a-tat. Dumby-dumby-doo. Dumbiddy-dumbiddy-dum-tat. Scat-a-tat-tat. Biddy-biddy-scat-tat. Doody-doody-tat-biddy-scat. Tatty-scat-scat-scat-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-biddytat. Scatman!

raising coen

Raising Arizona
Medical School Film Society
Thurs., Jan. 27, 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Harkness Auditorium

Free with membership (or $3)

"When there was no meat, MT ate fowl. When there was no fowl, MT ate crawdaddy. When there was no crawdaddy to be found, MT ate sand." "MT ate what?"

"MT ate sand."

"MT ate sand?"

"That's right."

fish and sips

"Ruskin: Past, Present, Future"
British Art Center
Sat. Jan. 22, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Call 432-2850 for information

Free

Daft! How daft! Reaally. What a bloke.

—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna are cool like the other side of Willow Ufgood.

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