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Berkeley
For BK water polo, new goalie Regina Sieber '02 is getting the hang of "straddling it and jumping up and down." A victory earlier this week helped to raise the spirits of rookies Tim Cooper '02 and Yomei Shaw '02. They baked pie for everyone. Captain John Brittingham '01 and star innertuber Saul Rosser '01 have been keeping track of the number of opposing players that have been made their bitches (last count: 28).Big Greg Emerson's '00 masculinity has been destroying the competition in C-hoops. Jack "God, why am I so pretty?" Rubin '02 has been driving through defenders like they were traffic cones at the DMV.
For women's hoops, Lauren Dick '03 kicked ass in the inside as usual. Jessie "Lacrosse makes you fit" Morgan '02 ran circles around the opposition and made them wheeze like asthmatics. Sieber and Rachel Blitzer '02 lit up the nets with their threes and laughed all the way to the bank as they destroyed Calhoun.
In hockey, freshmen Darrell Hartman and Daniel Kurtz-Phelan have been teaching the other colleges not to write checks their bodies can't cash. Matt "The Wall" Robbins '00 has been taking up the slack as goalie. Andrew "The Dude" Matzkin's '02 speed and power have sent more than one team home before the end of the first period.
The BK bowling team, comprised of Mike "The brakes don't exactly work" Wol-metz '00, Jessica "What did you just say?" Buturla '00, and "Dolla" Bill Rogel '03, sent the competition to the smackdown hotel last week. You can expect a repeat performance.
(This report was complied by the pets.com sock puppet dog, with Howard Han '02.)
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