Jonathan Edwards

His name was Tim Ito

He wore not a Speedo

That's something we don't want to see.

Our volleyball team's full of goyim,

The other teams fail to annoy 'em.

They're seven and oh

What's up with that, yo?

Opponents? They always destroy 'em.

In a pool on floor three of the Gym(z)

There's a sport for the hers and the hims

While our team hasn't won

They've had lots of fun.

But TDers, you must shave those limbs!

Our squash team has played kind of squashy

They could sure use help from Al Quashie.

He's a star of hoops B

But he's no Senft, Riley

Who with racquet is not wishy-washy.

And then there's the men of hoops A

Beating Morse wasn't easy, m'kay

Despite MC's sport

With two guys badly hurt

JE's brave four still carried the day.

Pat McGarvey's the star of our hockey

Cristofaro's Italian (like Rocky)

Then there's Cap'n John Flynn

Who plays like a Finn

Our stick-handlers have right to be cocky.

(Compiled by three men from Nantucket.)

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