Minor Threats

Poetry Reading
CT Poetry Circuit Contest Winners
(including Anna Ziegler, BK '01)
Tues., Feb. 8, 7:30 p.m.
Berkeley College Master's House
Free food
Whose woods are these I think I know. His house is in the village though. He will not see me stopping here to watch his woods fill up with snow. Touch my ass if you qualify. (Anna qualified—ed.)

the quick and the dead

The Sixth Sense
Medical School Film Society
Fri., Feb. 4 and Sat., Feb. 5, 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Harkness Auditorium
Free with membership
"I see dead people."
"Did you see Hudson Hawk?"

advocating ale

Beer Tasting
New Haven Advocate Ale Club
Thurs., Feb. 10, 7p.m.
Yale Repertory Theater Lounge
Free
The last time MT mixed theater and booze, MT ate a whole duck and puked on MT's nanny. Duck and liquor—that's what MT's talking about.

mixed nuts

Snow Job 2000
Mixed Company (with guests the Whiffenpoofs)—starring Ari Shapiro Sat., Feb. 5, 10:30 p.m.
Sprague Hall
$5 at the door
What a dirty name for a nice singing concert! MT knew them when they were just children and wouldn't dream of making silly fellatio jokes! MT, however, never was a child, so get on Johnny McDeeznuts.

don't mention the tension

"Portal Hypertension" Talk by Dr. Juan Ayala
Room 92, Laboratory for Medicine and Pediatrics, 15 York St.
Fri., Feb. 4, 1 p.m.
This is bad news. No one needs portal hypertension. MT had it last year and ended upon the side of the NJ Turnpike. And MT's portal still hurts.

dumb bird

The Dodo Bird and the Solitaire
Sat., Feb. 5
Peabody Museum, 1 p.m.
MT's impression of a dodo bird:
"Hydrogen has seventeen valence electrons."
"The quantum hall effect does not really synthesize ferromagnets."

—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna have been well informed that Mandy Moore is 15 years old.

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