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Trumbull
Trumbull is the Kurt Warner of Yale Intramurals. This time last week we were collecting welfare and stocking the shelves at a grocery in Dubuque, now we're going to Disneyland with a choad-choking ring. Don't see the connection? The similarities are endless.Kurt, a previously unproductive member of society, harbored dreams of athletic greatness just like Babushka Duffy '00 and Allison Westfahl '01. Duffy and Westfahl, like Kurt, carpaed the diem and made an instant impact on their organization. Trumbull's tandem plays volleyball like a pair of Katusha rockets pointed at Syria.
Kurt is in his first year in the NFL and Trumfrosh Laura Beckert, Carolyn Graeber, and Kayla Nelson are in their first year as Bulls. What a coincidence! If that isn't enough, these volleyball sensations are known as the Spike Triplets. Kurt's wife, the one with the blue boa at the Super Bowl, likes it when people call her Spike.
Kurt dominates like Amus Cerciello '00, the best IM squash player at Yale. She doesn't sport the perpetual five o' clock shadow like Kurt, but her opponents on the squash courts sense something vaguely East-German Olympian in her dominance.
Lastly, Kurt got a shirt, one that says Super Bowl Champ. Trumbull folks will be getting cool shirts too.
(Compiled by Jonathan Trumbull, Colonial Governor.)
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