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Minor Threats
winter ballin'
Winter Ball
Fri., Feb. 11
9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Lanman Center, Payne Whitney
$12 person, $20 couple
"No, you know, `Ball,' like a big dance, not
like—oww! Onaje, I wasn't ready
for that pass. Anyway, that's why I dressed up so nice, and brought you
this corsage, with—ouch! Watch the elbows, Yanke!"
high life
Glenn Miller Returns! Music of the Fight for Freedom
Fri., Feb. 11, 8 p.m.
Woolsey Hall
$12-$15
MT saw Glenn Miller when he wasn't dead, back in the
'40s. Our boys were over in Frog-land fighting the good fight for Uncle
Sam and his brother Harry, Katherine Hepburn was taking off her brassiere
all over town, and everyone was making sweet, sweet whoopie. And the
Winter Ball was in Commons, dammit.
big top hee-hee
To the Top Top Top!
With comedian Hazelle Goodman
Fri., Feb. 11, and Sat., Feb. 12, 8 p.m.
University Theater
$12-$25
Not to be confused with the circus porn of the same title,
starring John Holmes and Tiffany, the trick elephant.
child's play
Purple Crayon
Sat., Feb. 12, 9 p.m.
Pierson Common Room
$2
Watch Harold draw a square. Watch Harold draw a
house by adding windows and a door. Watch Harold draw a non-geographical
location. Oh Harold, a "Dirty Sanchez" is not a non-geographical
location!
sugar and gettin' nice
Polaroid Stories
Fri., Feb. 11 and Sat., Feb. 12, 8:30 and 11 p.m.
Yale Cabaret
$8
MT has polaroid stories to share. Yeah, MT's talking about
that strawberry
blond ouside MT's bathroom window. Oh, you're the first story I ever
told—I call you "shortcake."
less pretty woman
Runaway Bride
Medical School Film Society
Harkness Auditorium, SHM
Free with membership
"The second film is always sexier. Don't you think, Richard?"
"Sorry, Julia, there's only one pretty woman for me: Tibet."
—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna usually prefer "hitting it" over "quitting it."
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