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Berkeley
Gotta like women's hoops. Facing a four-on-five challenge, Lauren "Superstar" Dick '03, Kate Niles '00, Gina Constantine '00, and Regina Sieber '02, still mopped the floor with Saybrook's candy-asses. Then, having added Liz Oosterhuis '02 to their arsenal, the fine ladies of BK punished Davenport (the slapnutz of the week).With Ben Reiter '02, Parin "Softie" Parikh '02, and the mysterious man known only as "Cubas" '02 helping, B-hoops extended its winning streak. Yet again, Slappy (a.k.a. D-port) took the brunt of the beating.
Then there's C-hoops. Greg "Damn, I'm manly" Emerson '00, Jermaine McPherson '03, Jack "Pity the ugly people" Rubin '02, and Bryan Johnston '01 kicked some more D-port ass. We won't even get into the score. It was just too ugly.
But in terms of ice hockey, we'll gladly get into this score. BK versus D-port ended in a 14-2 slaughter. Jeff Sirota '00 had a hat trick. 14-2. Andrew Matzkin '02 had two. 14-2. Dan Kurtz-Phelan '03 dominated. 14-2. Regina Sieber '02 showed more excellent stick-handling, this time taking on two guys at once. 14-2. Keep practicing, slapnutz.
In bowling, Jessica "That girl on the other team sucks" Buturla '00, Bill "They set 'em and I knock 'em down" Rogel '03, and Howard "I'm still bowling?" Han '02 made (guess what?) slapnutz out of D-port, along with several other teams. Really people, you can stop trying to beat us. BK IMs. "It's out there. Get it?"
(Compiled by people who believe it's time to climb aboard the ho train. Either that, or Soul Train should get a better time slot.)
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