Minor Threats

"No matter what the Jewish stripper says, there's absolutely no sex in the Manischewitz room."

"If a Jewess says she's 21, and she looks 18, she's 12. If she says she's 21, and she looks 25, she's damn near 40."

"Latke? There ain't nothing wrong with that!"

montezuma and MT

You will need latex gloves—three pair. Two non-rust metal pliers. A dart-board. One weak, tender, well-nourished marmoset. Caution: leave your damn toupée at home. We don't need that here.

viet-than

Giang Lam Th!ng Cänh và hua Danh. Qua Tsing Ta Viet Nam. Vüi tôn chï là phát huy tình tsüng thân tsóng trfl, ngøi Viet phøc vø rice. Thân?

stoli dubravich

Here we are, live at Woolsey, the Russian chorus is about to begin their Russian songs. But wait—what the chorus doesn't know is that MT has substituted their Stoli with Dubra. Watch as the antics ensue:

"O Comrade/O comrade...eh! What is this gloog, Yuri? It tastes of the Borscht-piss from a dirty peasant of the Novorossiisk region!"

question answered

"Anyone, anyone—how would you characterize the rise of viola technique toward the vaunted legerdemain of violinists?"

"Ummm....it's been steady, albeit slow?"

"Right! Goodnight!"

—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna spread love like mayonnaise. And mayonnaise like love. And love like moldy croutons.

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