Timothy Dwight

Hoops pierces the eyes of jealous opponents with jumpers, leaving viscera and sticky gym floors. Robert "West Coast" Winslow '00, Jonathan "Just the tip of the" Goldberg '03, Jeff "Big hands, bigger heart" Dittman '02, and others have led A-hoops while Nnamdi "Solidity and rigidity" Okeke '02 and Joe "Boom" Walland '00, lead B-hoops.

Hockey continues to strike fear in opponents, and lead in penalties, with Dan "Gun" Smokler '00, Steve "Upstream during mating season" Salmon '00, and countless others shattering hopes and kneecaps.

Smooth balls and loose pins brings Ashétic force to alleyways, with Alan "Star Trek Two" Roth '02 "of Khan" and Kari "High Flyin' Signifyin'" Griffin '03 leading the way. Squash stains the highly expensive floors with oodles of blood surging from hard rubber sphere-sized holes in opponents' torsos.

The gaboon viper slithers slowly in the grass, zig-zags within zig-zags, curving death. It is the power to make things happen. It is our power of spiritual command. We create destiny—we are the rulers of fate, the emperors of fortune, the web-weavers. The leopard's skin strains tightly

against its coiled muscles. We are enablers. We actualize potentiality. We are agency. The leopard leaps, mighty, deadly, unstoppable. The lion roars. Ashé.

(Compiled by a citizen of Ashéville.)

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