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Minor Threats
you betta ax somebody
Emanuel Ax
with the Yale Symphony Orchestra
Brahms Piano Concerto No. 1
Sat., Feb. 26, 8 p.m.
Woolsey Hall
True story—Emanuel's son had a hernia when he was born. The
doctors at Mount
Sinai had to perform an emergency operation. Emanuel almost lost his
baby boy that day; his dream nearly died. But don't worry—tomorrow
night Emanuel will learn to love again.
spiced ham
Spice World
Medical School Film Society
Fri., Feb. 25, 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Hope Auditorium
Free with membership
If you wanna be MT's lover, you gotta get with MT's
friend: Shasta McNasty.
not mother's day
Men's Day Service and Brunch
Sun., Feb. 27, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Black Church at Yale
Finally! Men's Day. MT's gonna sit down with a Schafe, eat
a greasy cheesesteak, play some football, get some dirty whores. What? All
right, so what if MT did that yesterday? It was Men's Day's Eve.
fist jam
Birthday Jam
Something Extra
Fri., Feb. 25, 9:30 p.m.
Battell Chapel
Cham Jam
The Yale Alley Cats
Sat., Feb. 26, 10:30 p.m.
Sprague Hall
Something Extra promises free beer,
the Alley Cats promise champagne. What kind of message is this sending
the Yale a cappella audience community? That you need to be drunk
to listen to the people sing? Or that you need to be drunk to see
the people sing? Either way, Martha Stewart's gonna be shitfaced.
four-play
The Leap Year
Tues., Feb. 29, all day long
Everywhere
Leap year, 1996: MT gets braces removed.
Leap year, 1992: MT gets headgear, cries; classmates laugh.
Leap year, 1988: MT gets laid.
Leap year, 1984: MT tells rest of MT's pre-school class that MT is My Little Pony death champion of the world, challenges classmates. Billy Hudson's Barbie takes MT on.
Leap year, 1980: sucking on that sweet, sweet milk.
—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna don't kick butt, they kick ass.
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