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Berkeley
What's up with Berkeley IMs? BK ice hockey has won two weeks in a row, kicking Trumbull and Silliman's respective asses. Hey, Trumbull, maybe if you guys didn't suck donkey nuts, you wouldn't lose so often. And Silliman? Stop hoarding your freshmen like concubines. Set them free and maybe you'll have a chance at winning. Mike Obernauer '02, Dan Kurtz-Phelan '03, Jeff Sirota '00, Darrell Hartman '03, and Andrew Matzkin '02 all scored. Matt Robbins '00 did a great job as goalie, keeping the net as closed as a Harvard girl's legs.Girls hoops has been winning, too, with the same old people: Lauren Dick '03, Kate
Niles '00, Jessie Morgan '02, and Regina Sieber '02. Lately they've been making opposing teams go into the kitchen and bake them a cake after each victory.
Men's C-hoops, with Jack Rubin '02, Brian Johnson '01, Alex Ambash '01, Greg Emerson '00, Jason Lee '00, and Jason Goodwin '01, beat JE like an ugly stepchild. They're manly. We choose not to speak of B-hoops or water polo.
BK bowling beat Trumbull. Damn, could they suck any more? I mean, if the wretched dining hall and the blindingly ugly flag weren't enough, now they have to go and stink up the bowling alley... That's it for Berkeley IMs baby. We're out there.
(Compiled by a writer who asks that you go get him a pie. What's that? It doesn't matter what you think!)
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