 | |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
 | |
Minor Threats
so high, you can't get underground
Six Feet Under
Thurs., Mar. 2, 9:30 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Calhoun Cabaret
Poetry and rock—together. All night. Just like Def
Leppard's Hysteria tour.
and now, MT on break:
hot sand, cold hearts
Cancún
Fri., Mar. 3 to Sun., Mar. 5
"Yo quiero chicas, bonitas y calientes."
"I'm from Arizona State. Leave me alone."
"Yo quiero chicas, chicas enflajadas y gordas."
martes gordos
Mardi Gras
New Orleans
Mon., Mar. 6 to Wed., Mar. 8
"I don't want your beads. Stop petting me!"
"But I've got rainbow-colored beads and beads made of wood."
"I have a boyfriend."
"I'm on The Real World."
"Let's make out."
fjunny fjords
Oslo
Thurs., Mar. 9 to Sun., Mar. 12
"That capital
building is really special."
"Yeah, MT, take a picture. The slope is so...curvy."
"Wanna go back to the hotel and fjuck?"
no one sleeps tonight
The Congo
Mon., Mar. 13 to Wed., Mar. 15
"Cover your body in fronds, using the rain-soaked
soil. Hakuna matata.
Ma-ta-ta-tata. Hakun-kun-kun-kun. The rest are waiting for you, MT,
in the fertility hut."
land a panda
Bamboo Forest, China
Thurs., Mar. 16 to Sat., Mar. 18
"MT really likes your smooth, plush down."
(nibble, nibble)
"Your soft ermine is so pure."
(grunt, crunch)
"You complete me."
mile high
Airplane to Hartford
Altitude: 30,000 feet
Sun., Mar. 19
"MT would like an extra bag of peanuts, please."
"You've had enough peanuts, MT. Hey! I'm not a peanut!"
—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna put the "assport" in "passport."
All materials © 2000 The Yale Herald, Inc., and its staff.
Got any questions, comments, or advice? Email the online editors at
online@yaleherald.com.
Like to join us?