Silliman

First things first—at press time, the Silliswimmers are gearing up to make a big splash in the pool before going into March Madness. B-hoops, under heir apparents Amit "Listen all y'all, it's a" Sabharwal '03 and David "Without an answer for me, all you did was" Gest '03, pulled out a season-ending victory, as did men's volleyball, under four-year all-pro captain Ernest "Foosball" Morris '00. Men's squash finished with a win, thanks to the mere presence of Andrew "We want a" Kitcher, "not a belly itcher" '01, "Frankenstein's Best Buddy" Igor Kryca '00, and Edwin "Takin' one on the" Chin '03.

Women's hoops finally pulled off a win against the Berkeley squad to finish 6-5, thanks to Sarah "Pick and" Vollbracht '02, Nicole "Putting playaz in plastic" Castisionguay '00, Miye "There's" Moriguchi "where that came from" '03, Chris "A bunch of geese is a" Gagliardi '00, Jen "But I'm not the point" Garstka '01, and Susan "Skip to my" Liu '00. And bowling went on a 5-1 run to close the season at 7-4, concluding last Friday with a sweep of BK and bFa. Props to Morris for bowling a 182 in the first game, Alex "Crunch Time" Cardenas '02 for the hardest, wackiest strike-throw in the league, and to Maggie "Our Savior" McCrann '03, for averaging in the high 140s and nailing two strikes in her last frame as a rookie to clinch the sweep.

(Compiled by a secretary in the twilight of his four-year intramural career.)

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