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minor threats
powerful as behemoth
Cat Power with 33.3
Secret Theater in New London
Sat., Mar. 25, 8:30 p.m.
$8
Cats weren't made to sing. Cats weren't made to
sing! Weren't made to
sing...make to sing. Cats. Make sing cats weren't...Make...the
cat...sing. Make it sing. Curse its eyes and make that goddamn cat sing.
fight club (dining hall)
Pearly Sweets vs. the one a.m. radio
Fri., Mar. 24, 9 p.m.
Morse dining hall
There's only one way out of this celebrity death
match—through the pasta
station.
back that azz up
The Miseducation of the Duke's Men
Fri., Mar 24, 10:45 p.m.
Battell Chapel
$4 advance, $5 door
With special appearances by
ex-Duke's Men Lil' Wayne, Juvenile, and the rest of the Cash Money crew.
exit, playaz
Exit Players
Fri., Mar. 24, 8 and 10 p.m.
JE dining hall
$2
On their Spring Break England tour, the Exit
Players performed for the Queen:
"'Ooooh! I'm the Queen—I'm a fattie!' Yeah, well, guess what, fattie: scones aren't a non-geographical location. Now stop weeping."
east of eden
The Love of Don Perlimplin and Belisa in the Garden
Fri., Mar. 24 and Sat., Mar. 25,
8:30 and 11 p.m.
Yale Cabaret
$8
Unfortunately, Ron Jeremy, CC '83, will be unable to reprise
his star turn
as "Don Perlimplin," because he no longer attends
the University. Fortunately, "Belisa" will be as
"be-deviling" as always. Nothing's kept "secret"
in this "garden," Lopez.
don't tell daddy
The Red Hot Spring Jam
Sat., Mar. 25, 8 p.m.
Dwight Hall
$5 door
MT knows what goes best with jam—B-U-T-T-A. Sweet, sweet.
the sixth sensation
The 72nd Annual Academy Awards
Sun., Mar. 26, 9 p.m.
ABC
MT is nominated, alright: "Best supporting ass."
—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna are now taking auditions for stand-ins.
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