Minor Threats

Summer job recruitment for the
United Steel Workers of America
Fri., Apr. 7, 3 p.m.
77 Prospect St.
It's like Morgan Stanley, but instead of masturbating in a cubicle, you lift steel.

le secret de victoria

Le Tigre
Wed., Apr. 12, 9 p.m.
Calhoun Cabaret
Watch Kathleen Hanna from Bikini Kill, as she models her new line of French "jungle" lingerie.

jdancinalak

Jhalak: The Spirit of Rhythm
Fri., Apr. 7 and Sat. Apr. 8, 8 p.m.
Harkness Auditorium, SHM
$5 door

Danceworks
Fri., Apr. 7, 8 and 10 p.m.
JE dining hall
$2

These dancing groups put the "orks" in "Danceworks" and the "Jhala" in "Jhalak." In other words, these folkchildren get "cazy on da bone!"

tantra, baby

Viola Question 12-Hour Marathon
Cross Campus
Fri., Apr. 7, 2 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Bring some 40 oz. for the Brothaz (and Sista')

The VQ will be performing 12 hours straight, equipped only with their finely tuned comedic instruments (their mouths) and some finely distilled malt liquor.

1st hour: "Welcome to Marathon Improv (gulp)! Who has suggestions for non-geographic locations (gulp)?"

4th hour: "(Swig) I'm Mickey Rourke! Look at me (swig), have some of this popcorn (he he he)! (Swig)"

8th hour: "(Chug) Feed me! This is not part of the improv! I'm really starved!"

12th hour: "Hey lover (burp). You wanna be my personal (vomit) non-geographical location?"

b-ball with b-abies

The annual `Yale Herald' vs. `Yale Daily News' basketball game
Sat., Apr. 8, 3 p.m.
Payne Whitney Gym, 5th floor
It'll be like a team of Latrells playing a team of Yinkas. (The Daily is Yinka).

prancin' machinary

Dance Marathon at Toad's
Fri., Apr. 7, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.
$5 entry, $8 to compete
From the funky chicken to the drunken Smurf, MT's on the booty cam.

—Johnny McTexture, Doc Golightly, and Tsunami Okanna prefer moist velvet over plastic wrap, but plastic wrap over our pesto focaccia.

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