Silliman

We start with Mike "Don't be a boy," Be "a" man's '00 hardcore Ultimate squad, which has already surpassed last year's total goal tally with one game left on the schedule. Thanks to Andrew "Quench your" Thurston '03, Amit "Ace in the hole" Sabharwal '03, Claire "She's a" Brick-"house"ell '03, Liz "Collision" Carter '03, Nicole "Nonstop" Castonguay '00, Ken "Do the can" Canfield '03, and Eric "Mosh Pit" Maltzer '03 for plenty of huffing and puffing on the East Haven tundras.

Give it up also to the team that doesn't, can't, and won't forfeit, despite doing so every year since God knows when! Under the faithful stewardship of "Saint" Augustine Kim '02 and Anna "And the king" Taylor-Shih '02, these pool sharks labor hard in the slimy underbellies of Yale's other residential colleges to knock around a few balls. On this note, we salute Alicia "Trick-Shot" Tam '02, Daniel "Double-Kiss" Kim '03, Eric "Calvin's Baby Brother" Klein '02, Jon "Jumping Cue Ball" Katz '03, Eri "Side Pocket" Sato '02, Drew "Mesmerizing" Mazurek '02, and David "Seven in the Corner" Sandler '03.

Real quickly, before I go write this paper due for class in one hour: volleyball and field hockey are in the playoffs! Come out next week if you haven't already, or you'll be left out of the run for the roses!

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