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Smack Zone
Chepiga
Wasaaabi? The New York Yankees are already the best team of the new century. Wa-else-saaabi? Kate and Laurie are already the best couple of the new century. Who knew? I'm happy for them—shiny, happy people holding hands. :) Wa-else-else-saaabi? I'm gonna win the Smack. All my money the Yankees win Saturday. (Oh, and in case you couldn't figure it out, last week's puzzle solved: Kate Moran Cooks A Serious Jambalaya. Who knew?) That's all folks. Thanks for putting up with me. Last Week: +$3,497. Current Balance: $6,994.Moran
A few months ago, some sicko bought a copy of Hustler for the Herald office, and some other sicko stole it. Just in time for the end of the semester, the Hustler turned up in Joey Ax's room—along with Dan Silk, two pairs of pantyhouse, and Joey's distraught-looking rabbit. Dan and The Ax would have let fellow Collegiate grad Geoff Chepiga join in the fun, but he was too busy getting to know the softer side of good old "BJ" Frank—with Inner Circle playing in the background. While the four of them keep each other busy at the Herald party this weekend, I'll be occupied watching the Yanks clobber the Twins ($3,000) and the Knicks roll over the Raptors the following day ($2,000). Last Week: -$900. Current Balance: $8,270.Randell
Aw, how sad, another semester gone. There've been bets, laughs, and lots of Moron jokes. It wouldn't be a Smack without a Moron joke! Maybe I should lay off for a week...nah. Knock knock. Who's there? Moron. Moron who? Even if you don't know who Moron is, you've still probably hooked up with her. Corny but effective, the story of my two semesters. Chepiga, you made Tig very happy, but next time try not to sleep your way to the top. I'll remain on top of Smack, since the Braves and Cubs will take their series ($800 each), while I get harassed by Mets fans in the stands ($500). See y'all in the fall. Lata'. Last Week: +$1,000. Current Balance: $13,350.Daniel Silk, Guest
While SuperMet Melvin Mora may have saved überprick Bobby V.'s job for one more day, he hasn't stopped Guest Smack from looking like a sperm fund after a Herald Sports Saturday night withdrawal: bankrupt. Nevertheless, the Metropolitans will take their weekend series from the hapless Cubs ($473), netting a win for Mike Hampton ($200) even as the lefty ace walks six ($300). In playoff hoops, the Knicks will shut down Vince Carter and Toronto ($200) as The Ax watches on TV while wiping, scrubbing, and sterilizing his filthy poophole of a common room. Oh, and he'll have to peel Moran from whatever unfortunate warm body gets in her way—$300 says her Screwdriver-induced stupor drives her to screw her way deep into Herald party history. Last Week: +$300. Current Balance: $1,473.Daniel Silk, SY '01, is the editor-in-chief of the Herald
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