Trumbull

Hockey finally had its first win last week, with some killer slapshots by Sarah McLean '99, Adam O'Byrne '01, and Ryan Eckel '00. This does not, however, take away the fact that we got killed in most of our other games, even though we've got lots of great players making the trek out to the Whale for every game.

I was thinking about this today as I walked on York Street. At the intersection of the BR and JE walkway, I suddenly came upon a man sitting on a section of a couch. He was talking to an invisible person who was sitting in another one of the many couch sections strewn all about the sidewalk. I thought to myself, this invisible man must know the answer to my problems, so I went up to the two men and asked them for some help. After sharing with them some of the dried papaya that I was carrying, I found out the solution.

It turns out that our men's B-hoops team holds the answer to all of our IM problems. Ken Gawrelski '99, solid player that he may be, keeps missing his crucial free throws, and this is leading to all kinds of problems in other sports.

Apparently, Ken is missing some key spiritual guidance, which can only be found at the top of the nearest mountain, in this case, East Rock. Until he hikes up to the top and consults the guru that lives inside the monument at the summit, Trumbull's intramurals will continue to plummet. I thanked the invisible man for his sage advice, and went off in search of Ken.

Never fear, Trumbullians. We will solve this problem and get back on our feet. The invisible man is from the class of 1962.

(Compiled by someone who's taking Daily Themes this semester and is looking for an IM opponent to write a curse about for one of this week's assignments.)

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