Berkeley

For those of us who like to scream our lungs out as we hurtle down a hill by the Divinity School on a dining hall tray, the winter has been a little disappointing. It is possible to go careening down that hill with no snow, but the injury factor rises quite a bit. And although those divinity students might be studying the all-encompassing compassion of the Lord, they don't seem to show it much when you come to them bleeding and needing medical assistance.

That's basically what it's been like for Berkeley opponents this winter (insert segue here): hurtling down a hill on a dining hall tray with no snow, and we sure as hell are not going to help you. Men's squash has continued its yearly dominance and has improved its record to a spectacular 5-0. The men's B-hoops team, led by Jason "I beat the bus back from the IM Fields" Choy '99 has jumped out to a 4-2 record.

And look out for hockey! Berkeley, which was once the laughing stock of The Whale, has shown that in just a couple short weeks we can become just as good as anyone else. After trashing Stiles by a 7-2 mark, we are ready to make a run for yet another shirt of champions.

And, finally, as is apropos of every BK IM article, we must pay homage to our women. They continue to rack up points like there is no tomorrow, when in fact there most likely will be a tomorrow and even a day after that. Women's squash is off to a
4-1 mark, while volleyball stands at 3-2. The points keep on coming, and so does the Thunder Chicken, like a bird just let out of Hong Kong.

(Compiled by someone who still believes in a Clipper playoff spot.)

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