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Timothy DwightA warning to all water polo foes: if you get in the way of captain varsity swimmer and all-around bad ass Merrill "Tiger" Dobson '00, be prepared for a fate more painful and more permanent than death. The enormous red armies behind her in the pool also surge towards the sniveling, pathetic opponents.Co-captains Kevin "Ski" Schelenski '00 and Lily "Iron Curtain or Lightning Striker, take your pick" Morgan '00 combine to form a force mightier than Voltron. Chad "XXXXXXXXXXX=300" Leicht '99 leads an incredible bowling squad to victory, the lion warriors cheering on each strike behind an artful arrangement of refreshing drinks. Hoops continue their dominance, tossing the bloody sneakers of dispatched opponents into the proper receptacle--we destroy and clean up, too. J.J. Korman '98 is simply the best hockey player in the history of intramurals. I mean it. Andrew Heald '00, Steve Salmon '00, Stephen Licht '98, Ryan O'Connell '99, Sarah Parcak '01, and Dean Loge put in incredible performances night after night. The war screams shatter eardrums of lesser opponents as the unstoppable TD hordes sweep into the gym as the Qing did in 1644. We'll turn the pool red with Ashé come February 17, a momentous day in history. Ashé.
(Compiled by a staunch supporter of the best Master at Yale College, Master T.)
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