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Smack Zone
Chen--Although it was the best Super Bowl I've seen, it made
for my worst Smack performance ever. In any case, the season is young and these
two haven't proven anything yet. Give me Hingis and Korda down under ($1,000
each) while the Lakers show why they're currently the NBA's best team ($800).
Huge weekend for men's b-ball. Give me the Bulldogs over Harvard for $750 while
men's hockey ices the Tigers for $1,000. Last Week: -$2,950. Current
Balance: $3,050.
Lin--The first time in many moons a girl has been second-place
in Smack! Not a great week for me, but not as bad as Chen's. $250 each on men's
hoops beating Harvard, hockey sweeping Princeton, and gymnastics overcoming
Penn. A big weekend in Philly--$250 for both fencing and swimming to come home
with victories. Finally, $250 on men's squash to sink Navy and women's squash
to squish Amherst. Last Week: -$790. Current Balance: $5,010.
Smith--This game is so fun! I mean, I am good. Did everyone
catch which sports editor predicted who would win the Super Bowl? Thanks. Give
me $500 on the Bulls over the Lakers. Shaq is probably off recording another
bad rap album. I'd also say that the Nuggets won't come within 15 points
against the Bulls for $300. In college hoops, I'll take Connecticut over
Villanova for $500. In the NHL, $600 on Hawks-Ducks. At home, men's hockey will
destroy Princeton for $500 and men's hoops over the Cantabs for $400. Last
week: $0. Current Balance: $6,650.
Allan Stam--Skills, knowledge, and attitude, baby--I've got $5,000!
$500 on Tiger to go top five at Pebble Beach--no way O'Meara makes it number
six--and $500 says Alice Cooper eats Kevin Costner's lunch. Gotta love the
Tractor, so $500 on Michigan to take out the Hawkeyes on the road--now that's a
long shot! Closer to home, we all know the Tigers can't do it on the road, and
our fellas are on fire (when was the last time we were top 10 in anything
besides an upper-class sport like polo?), so we'll go $750 on the men's hockey
team to beat Princeton. To balance the ticket, $250 says the women will, uh,
score, at Brown (hey, it's tough on the road!). I know the lightweights aren't
exactly killing themselves this winter, but $500 says at least one fat-weight
oarsman boots in practice this week. My lock is for the women's fencing team to
take down the Quakers--$1000 on that one. Harvard sucks (do they blow too?), so
$500 on the men's hoopsters to edge the Crimson whatevers. Finally, $250 on
Trudy Taylor, BK '99, to win the toss and $250 on Jennifer Newsom, JE '01, to
medal. Last week: $0 Current Balance: $5,000.
Allan Stam is an assistant professor of Political Science.
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