Branford

Okay, here's the situation: everyone's riding high on elation. They think they got the Tyng all in the bag. Are they for real? Umm, well, of course not. We'll just take them for a couple wins and maybe knock 'em down like ski-jumping Finns.

Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot: A-hoops shows up at the court in PWG, that's when it starts happening just as real as you and me. We started shooting the threes to perpetrate like we were playing, but we couldn't figure out what the heck Saybrook was saying (Say what ??? BR 39, SY 21). Squash gurus wonder, "Is Silliman for real? They got skills like Commons has veal (BR 4, SM 1)." Hockey was chillin' and on their way to victory número uno last Tuesday. They hit Ingalls, stepped onto the rink, but JE was tough, tougher than you'd think (alas, JE 6, BR 1). Friday afternoon, our spirits were high, as BFA bowlers were shooting for the sky. We opened up a lead on the 'Bull and Morse--Trumbull pulled some heroics, but MC succumbed, of course (BR 2, MC 1).

If you can't believe it, there is no mistake, 'cause Branford is stacked like Body By Jake. All the colleges are the same up and down the hill--they don't understand that the squirrel's up in their grill. To all the kids about to get wrecked, there's no way to deny it: Branford IMs are back in effect.

(Compiled by DJ Sciurus carolinensis and the Fresh Prince of Branford IMs.)

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