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CalhounAhhh, time for another edition of Calhoun IMs. Last time was, shall we say, a little risqué. Alas, you got the PG version. Speaking of risqué, the innertube waterpolo team, led by Master "I'll hit you like a" Sledge "hammer" has been wowing the competition with both skills and skin. Angela "the Angel of Ainsworth" Campbell '99 scores all the time, while Adrian Thomas"ter of trash talking" '98 denies the other team. If Matt Sha"nk"ddock '00 had some aim, Tony "get a c" Lewis '00 could remember what time the game was (or his Math 120 final), or if Aleksandra "I haven't got a good name for this" McClame '00 "article" was ever healthy, maybe we'd be undefeated. But hey, we're not.The B-hoops squad isn't undefeated either. Led by Jacob Wouden"'t you like to get schooled by me?" '99 with point totals higher than the other team, and his partner in height Greg Magee "whiz I'm big" '99, B-hoops has been on a six-game winning streak. Height does not mean everything though, as Jeff "I see your" Schwartz " is as big as mine?" '00 and Teddy "I let down IM squash" Kang '98 have shown. John "Buster" Hyman and Khe Hy "I'm jacked" have been representing for 2001. And Will "my shots are better than money, they're" Goldfarb '00 has made the transition from C to B with ease. The Calhoun IM pig may soon be slaughtered. We're squealing with fear, and we issue a plea for help. Swimmers, come rescue your beloved pig. It's drowning.
(Compiled by two IM secretaries who hope to never do this again. Happy, Matt?)
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