Timothy Dwight

The lithe, soaring silhouette of Andy "Tuzz--I already have a nickname" Tuzzolino '00 went up, up, and away to dunk the basketball on all five helpless opponents. Squinting, wiping tears of pain and frustration from their eyes, the bruised and demoralized opponents scrubbed Tuzz's shoe marks off their faces. At least this time, it was not Mike "Trifecta" Fishman '01, captain Ash "Sweetcheeks" Abdelkerim '98, Thomas "Warm Ups" Kane '01, Tom "J in Your Eye On a" Leineweber '01, Dan "Frosh Counselor is just a front" Murphy '98, Rohit "I really like to run around the entire game and shoot running jumpers" Malik '00, or Steve "Crazy Hops" Salmon '00 who slammed on their heads.

Volleyball, led by Ty "My girlfriend is here this weekend and I am pleased"
Phelipa '00, Eddie "Watch me dig this out of the wood flooring" Pooler '00, Brian "Beautiful, just beautiful" Lewis '00, Gates "Hey, I finally learned how to play volleyball yesterday" Hurand '00, and Zheng "The Perfect Setter Incarnate" Wang '01, continues to slice through opponents like Gabriel's sword through Satan. The lion's roar unites the red banners as streams of ferocious leopard warriors leave nothing but scorched earth and dead opponents in their wake. We will not be denied. Ashé.

(Compiled by just a guy clapping at Master T's inevitable, victorious reappoinment.)

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