Minor threats

secret of the ooze

Sonny Secretions
Fri., Feb. 20, 7:30 p.m.
Sudler Hall
MT loves comedic folk music. That's because MT knows that comedic folk music usually involves dirty words, and MT loves dirty words. Loves them loves them loves them. MT often enjoys twitching and screaming dirty words until the doctors come and shoot MT up with 300 cc's of Thorazine and set MT in front of the TV to watch reruns of Mama's Family.

really big shew

Chiapas Benefit Jam
Featuring Tangled Up in Blue,
The Yale Slavic Chorus,
The Viola Question, Bot Fly,
and more!
Fri., Feb. 20, 6:30 p.m.
Dwight Hall Chapel
Improv! Folk! Slavs! Guys in pantsuits juggling flaming carburetors! Maggie McShane and her Invisible Donkeys! Messrs. M and T assure the public this production will be second to none. And tonight, Mr. Dwight is topping the bill!

shalom, baby

Israeli Rock Star David Broza
Sat., Feb 21, 9 p.m.
Morse College Dining Hall
Free with Yale I.D.!
Oy! Are you ready to wail? MT is glad David is stopping at Morse during his 1998 World Torah, and hopes he plays all of his classic hits. MT especially likes "Mo' Money, Mo' Matzoh," "Bitter Sweet Maccabee," "Whole Latke Love," "Hebrew School Dropout," "Fly Like a Bagel," and "Pour Some Meshuggeneh On Me." Yeah, bubbie, yeah.

music to yer ears

Luna, The Rays, Bossman, and The Carlos Project
Sat., Feb. 21
Tune Inn
Okay, step right up, get yer inane song lyrics, get yer inane song lyrics! Do I hear $20 for "Why can't we smile just like we used to?" Do I hear $30? Do I hear nothing at all? Nothing at all? Can I give you $20 for these lyrics? Can I give you $30??

triple whammy

Calling All Smart Girls
Three comedies by Alicia Roper
Fri., Feb. 20, 8:30 & 11 p.m.
Sat., Feb. 21, 8:30 & 11 p.m.
The Yale Cabaret
I'm sorry, Velma's out solving a mystery, may I take a message? Hello, you've reached the Blaze. I'm sorry, Andrea just stepped out to give birth. Who shall I say is calling?

--The Red Queen, Frances Bean, and Dr. Wally look disaster in the face and grin, goddammit.

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