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SillimanWe, the oppressed masses of Silliman intramurals, could get used to this upward mobility thing. We are climbing the ranks of the Tyng infrastructure and planning a revolution of our own. This uprising will not just be fought on the squash courts by elite-killers like "Flamin'" Damon Erickson '98, Andrew "More useful than a new" Kitcher '01, Abbi "The Pride of J" Phillips '01, Eddie "the Echo" Gonzalez '98, and Doris "Mistress of Blood" Chang '99.And the people will not just have their day on the courts of basketball, although the mighty mighty C-hoops team finally did. Toppling the institution of JE by 35-29 were Eduardo "Speedy" Gonzalez '98, Colin McNab "with cheese" '98, Paul "Muggsy" Le '99, Jonathan "Candied" Yam '99, "Reverend of Rebound" Raymond Kim '00, Ernest "Alonzo" Morris '00, Noah "Mashburn" Mamber '00, Dave "Opponents couldn't" Figueroa "me out" '01, and Stevan "Jolly Old Saint" Nicholas '01. The banners of red and green signalled the inevitable collapse of opposing hockey regimes. Captain comrade Ben "Winter Olympian" White '99 and the Silliarmy recently ripped off four straight victorious conquests, topping Ezra Stiles 5-1, crushing the 'Houn 8-4, squeaking past Berkeley 5-4, and skating past D-Port 7-3. Fearsome flankers include Masa "Messier" Ishido '98, Caleb "Captain Hat Trick" Weaver '01, Ryan "Konstantinov" Chaffee '99, Amy "Bottle of" Sodha '01, Dave "Blue Line" Brown '01, Hugh "Fetisov" Flick, Maria de "Lord" Jesus '98 and netminders Joe "Patrick Roy" Pilch '99 and Matt "Richter" Spanjers '98. Red amphibians of Yale unite!
(Compiled by an all-nighter aficionado prone to random bouts of radical leftism.)
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