Minor threats

contender

Raging Bull
Yale Film Society
Sat., Feb. 28
Whitney Humanities Center
7:30 and 10:00 p.m.
53 Wall St.
Did you fuck MT's wife? Did you? You fucked MT's wife, didn't you? I swear to God, MT, I didn't fuck your wife. You're lying, you bastard, just admit it. Hit MT, Joey. Come on. Hit MT. Be a man.

dear ann landers

Strange Confessions
Fri., Feb. 27 & Sat., Feb. 28
8 and 11 p.m.
Yale Cabaret
Forgive MT, Father, for MT has sinned. It has been 238 months since MT's last confession. MT forgot to eat walrus meat on Shrove Tuesday. And took Mandy Patinkin's name in vain five times. And went in against a Sicilian when death was on the line. MT is really, really sorry.

blood in the streets

The Beast of New Haven vs.
The Hershey Bears
Fri., Feb. 27, 7:35 p.m.
New Haven Coliseum
MT had the Hershey Bears last spring, and wow, did it hurt.

music to yer ears

Jefferson Starship, Smoke the Prophet, and the Who Whos
Sun., Mar. 1
Toad's Place
She's real, dammit. Just like the career of the guy who played "Hollywood." We're getting married, and we're going to settle down in the Ladies' Hosiery department and have seven plastic kids, and Estelle Getty will bless our union. Nothing's gonna stop us now.

singin' serfs

Yale Slavic Chorus
Slavic Beverage and Cheese Concert
Fri., Feb. 27, 8 p.m.
Davenport College Common Room
Ah yes, the glorious dairy products of the people. Come, join the revolution of food and drink. The capitalists will sell us the cheese we poison them with.

feliz cumpleaños

Fabián's Birthday
Fri., Feb. 27
12:01 a.m. to midnight
One day only!
Free with Yale I.D.!!! More exciting than a triple bill of Karen Wagner, David Broza, and the entire cast of The Full Monty!

--What the Red Queen, Frances Bean, and Dr. Wally really want to do is direct.

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