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BerkeleyWe here in Berkeley are really sorry that you missed our super secret special Master's Tea with none other than Jesus. That's right, Master Stout got the LORD to come speak with Berkeley students last Thursday afternoon. He answered questions about everything from that whole water into wine thing to whether or not he thinks the Bulls will win it all again this year. Plus, he didn't stop signing autographs until everyone had left, and with Jesus at a Master's Tea, you never run out of food. So you can take your Harvey Keitels and your professional wrestlers. We'll just settle for the Savior of the World at our Master's Teas.Oh yeah, in IM news, the mighty pollo del thunder took yet another swimming invitational title, led by none other than Andrea Guerra "Que es lo bueno por?!" '99. The bowling squad ran off six straight wins to close the season with an 8-3 mark. Both squash teams are experiencing their usual success (don't they get bored at some point?), with the men on their way to yet another title. We'd probably be winning even more stuff if people weren't barricading themselves in their rooms for Assassin. So as we finish up yet another winter, we are forced to remind our friends who occupy the lesser half of the Harkness Memorial Quadrangle of the following famous chokers: Greg Norman, the 1978 and 1986 Boston Red Sox (sorry, Win), the 1941-42 Detroit Red Wings, and of course, the New York Knicks (you remember Reggie Miller, don't you?).
(Compiled by someone who spins you right round baby right round like a record baby right round, round round.)
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