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DavenportNinth place! Yeah, baby. Davenport climbed three notches this week, leaving the Tyng Cup cellar for a climb toward the top. Judging from the tight race for the bottom of the IM totem pole, things could change fast. Since at the time this was being written, Davenport was in position to milk its newfound success, we plan to enjoy it for as much as it's worth! Hockey has been led by the stellar performance of Jeff "he's the" Himmelman '98 and the fine play of Coddy "he's such a hottie" Johnson '99, Tim Jacobi "wonkanobi" '00, Gracey "big mamma" Nagle '00, and goalkeeper Mr. Sweden 1998. C-hoops owes its success to the complex game plans of Simon "says" Rodberg '00 which have been executed by Malay "Mugsy" Patel '00, Paul "playground" Ehrlich '00, and Rod "Bama" Mobley '99. Newcomers Michael "The Killer" Lee '00 and Lincoln "sticky fingers" Else '99 have joined stalwarts Xinglei "Which way to Vanderbilt?" Shen '01 and Matt "Give Us Back the" Funk '98 to lead Davenport to everlasting glory. D-port's A-hoops team has rebounded from many thousands of years of futility to sport a solid 3-2 record, with both losses being nailbiters. That's all the self-adulation we have room for this week folks, since everyone wanted their nicknames included.
(Compiled by the son of John Davenport. Father will forgive the sins of the non-participants as long as we continue to climb the standings.)
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