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Silliman
Remind me again how many colleges ate our dust last
week? Right. Three. Eight to go. Leadin' the dust-bustin' are 'dem tubes. Led
by ace in the hole Dave "Birthday" Boehmer '00, averaging a hat trick plus one
per game, Phil "He's My Roommate" Harris '00, Brett "Boogie-B" Libresco '99,
Courtney "Detube at any" Price '99, Abbie "Penetrating enemy defenses like a"
Phillips '01, Jaime "Long-Lost Sister of Bruce" Le '01, Nicole "Prepare to be"
Castonguay-"ed" '00, Steven "It Says I" Kan '99, Lorelei "Defense like a" Wall
'00, Jay "Let me on" Hallen '01, Kate "could go for a" McAdams "Deluxe" '01,
and Ayodope "That Goal Was" Anise "one" '01, the team recorded three straight
victories: 6-5 vs. Pierson, 4-2 vs. TD (big surprise), and 6-1 vs. Stiles.
The loudest IM team ever assembled, women's volleyball, continues to contend
for top honors under frosh counselors Shannon "A breath, more like a" Huffaker
'98 and "Come on" Yvonne Cheng '98, and 2001 terrors Christine "The Athlete"
Anthony, Nambi "In her second life, a" Gardner, Shannon "Risin' like the dough
of a" Baker-Branstetter, Carinann "Jackie" Chan, and Ana "The Power" Powell.
Five and two at press, this team's future will long outlive all presidential
scandals combined. With half its teams over .500, who's opening the cans of
whoop-ass now? College, Grove, Temple, Wall. Four streets. One block. Silliman.
Just in case you forgot to look.
(Compiled by the proud owner of prescription goggles for the 81 percent
legally blind.)
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