Minor threats

laugh riot

Exit Players
Sat., Mar. 28, 8 & 10 p.m.
Davenport College Common Room
$2
Okay, what I need from you now is the name of a river that flows south to north in Egypt. Did I hear the Nile? Thank you. First one I heard. What I need from you now is a president who served two non-consecutive terms. Okay, Grover Cleveland, first one I heard. Okay, I think we're all set...

dance yer ass off

One
Presented by Society Electronica
Fri., March 27, Midnight-8 a.m.
GPSCY
$5
MT was there back in the day, when shindigs like this were still underground. MT once followed secret phone clues to a meat-packing warehouse in Queens, only to find the whole thing busted by the NYPD, and lots of buggin' kids with pacifiers and track pants stumbling around the subways in their platform sneakers. Back then, it was all about the love.

danse macabre

Maybe It's A Melodramatic Musical Comedy Murder Mystery
Presented by the Ballroom Cabaret
Sat., Mar. 28, 9 p.m.
Morse College Dining Hall
Or maybe it's not. MT has a feeling that it's just an excuse for some of that "swing dancing" nonsense all them crazy kids have been wasting their time with. MT thinks it's immoral and is going to spend Saturday night at a revival meeting, handling snakes and speaking in tongues.

if y'all got a car

Average White Band
Fri., Mar. 27, 8 and 10 p.m.
Mohegan Sun
Dah-dah-DAH-duh, dah-duh-dah-duh, dah-duh-duh-DAAAAH-dah-duh-duh, DAAAAH-dah-duh-duh. Repeat and fade.

it's baaaaack

The Full Monty
Fri., Mar. 27 and Sat., Mar 28
7:30 and 10:00 p.m.
Yale Med School
MT thought they shoulda swept the Oscars. You want class conflict? You got it. Tom Jones could sing that anorexic Queeb Celine Dion into the ground any day of the week, and Begbie could break glasses on Leonardo DiCaprio's face until he'd have to wear that iron mask all of the time. Plus, the fat guy's breasts are way nicer than Kate Winslet's.

--The Red Queen, Frances Bean, & Dr. Wally are a million different people from one day to the next.

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