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free show!

Sweat of the River,
Sweat of the Ocean

Fri., Apr. 10, 8 p.m.
Sat., Apr. 11, 8 p.m.
Nick Chapel, reservations only
Call 787-5727 for info
In high school, MT played a senior prank on the freshmen. MT covered the floor of the freshman lounge with little plastic cups of water, so that when the freshmen wanted to go get their bookbags, they had to pick up the cups one by one and empty them out into a sink. MT thought that was pretty funny. That prank would work really well in Nick Chapel.

grrrl power

Ani DiFranco
Sat., Apr. 11, 8:00 p.m.
The Palace
MT's not a pretty girl, but MT once took a puddle dive out of range, and it was a truly dilating experience. Like I said, MT's all about living in clip. Not so soft, MT, not so soft.

1 BR

Singles & the Arts
Monthly Movie Night
Fri., Apr. 10, 6:45 p.m.
York Square Cinema
Okay, this first film is about MT's experience in New York this summer sharing a one-bedroom with 14 of MT's closest friends. Okay, this next one is about Bridget Fonda and how all she really wants is for someone to say "bless you." Didn't like that one either? Well, you'll all love this one-- it's about dating at Yale.

daniel-san

Karate for Kids
Sat., Apr. 11, 11:30 a.m.
ATA Black Belt Academy
214 Wooster St.
Lissun, Mistah Miyagi, I'm not a kid anymore. I gotta real career now. Okay, I gotta role opposite Scott Baio on the next Spelling pilot. Hey, whaddaya doin'? Don't be doin' that, Mistah Miyagi, you know how I hate when you rub your hands together like--AAIIIIEEE!!

dayenu

Easter Parade
Sun., Apr. 11, 7:30 & 10 p.m.
Yale Medical School
What's that, Rachel? You want to be excused from our seder to see that goyim movie? No, no, go ahead. You can have cold brisket for breakfast. You can read all about how your people suffered in the Haggadah on Sunday morning. Go ahead and recline in the movie theater. It's okay that you don't love your mother. You want to see a good Judy Garland movie? Rent Judgment at Nuremberg.

--The Red Queen, Frances Bean, and Dr. Wally will be in Jerusalem with Elijah next year.

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