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For God and for country, but not for Yale
By David Bookstaber
I used to be in the class of 1997, so even though I
won't graduate until 1999, I regularly receive nostalgic petitions for money
from the Association of Yale Alumni (AYA), encouraging me to start on a path of
lifelong giving back to the University that gave me so much. This lapse has
given me two extra years to pass my days here and gather a list of reasons why
I will never give a penny to Yale beyond what is necessary to graduate. I
remember all those days when I was made to feel less like a paying client of an
institution built to serve students like me, and more like an annoying little
child getting in the way of a machine designed to collect money from the
government and from alumni too old to remember how it treated them.
Some things have improved noticably over the last five years, such as the
Bursar's Office and Undergraduate Career Services (UCS). And even though many
students seemed oblivious to the fact that resistance to Locals 34 and 35 was
in our interest, the University did what it could to ensure better custodial
and dining services at more reasonable prices. Perhaps I should blame the
Student Labor Action Coalition (SLAC), and not the Administration for the fact
that even if I were to stay on-campus another five years (when the current
contract expires) I wouldn't have any more appetizing options than cereal and
scrod three times a day for $3,200, or cereal and scrod twice a day for $3,200
plus $200 "Flex."
But school isn't just scrod and UCS. School is about community. But here,
community apparently means having the Administration in a castle guarded by a
wall of rude secretaries and a moat of arbitrary rules, while the students are
outside like peasants. Let's take a look at some more familiar manifestations
of our Administration's apathy.
Most of us must live in the residential colleges for at least a year. Along
with tuition, room charges climb faster than the rate of inflation. One might
assume that the difference is being applied to improve services, but apparently
this is not the case. One of the more arrogant shortcomings of our colleges is
that they assume no liability for their service. If the heating system bursts
and destroys your property, you can only hope that somebody up there is in a
merciful mood, or else you cover the loss yourself. And what about summer
storage? At least in Saybrook, there is minimal provision for storage, and the
college washes its hands of any responsibility for the security of your
belongings. This system is absurd. There is plenty of space, and the colleges
should ensure enough security to assume liability.
Let's look at another recent case: the Freshman Class Council petitioned for
freshmen to have the right to choose Flex dollars for the spring semester (I
can't believe this is forbidden in the first place). Dean of Student Affairs
Betty Trachtenberg responded to the petition by saying that although
administrators have discussed the idea, "there's not a lot of enthusiasm" for
it. So we have to stand by and pray that some day the administrators show up to
work, perhaps with an extra cup of coffee, sufficiently enthusiastic to effect
zero-cost improvements to the lives of undergraduates.
In addition, my own circumstances have allowed me to test further the
Administration's true constitution. I left Yale after my freshman year for a
two-year religious mission. Several students do this every year, but the
Administration refuses to grant us an extended leave for this program,
insisting that we withdraw and then reapply. This adds insecurity and hassle to
our return. For decades, complaints have been sent to relevant committees and
administrators, but no change or justification has ever been returned. Of
course, what can we expect? There is no justification. It would be easier to
change the United States Constitution than the Yale College Undergraduate
Regulations.
I'm also one of seven Yalies doing ROTC. Fortunately, we receive tremendous
support from Facilities Director Ed Davis--the program literally would not
survive without him. ROTC isn't more popular largely because Yale refuses to
grant credit for the ROTC course we must carry every semester. Every university
in the state gives credit for this course, and Yale also did until 1968.
Whatever partisan politics motivated its removal from campus then are
ridiculously childish to perpetuate today.
President Richard Levin, GRD '74, seems to offer some hope. At his
inauguration in the fall of 1993, I glimpsed a vision of continuous improvement
at Yale, especially in its service to students. Is the Yale Administration
really just a self-serving organization designed to keep students at bay until
they can be milked for money by the higher-ups on the other side of the castle
wall? It may seem that way, but maybe it is partially our fault too. Our
tendency to forget the many problems characterized here is eloquently noted in
my favorite Yale song, "Bright College Years," which subtly cautions, "How
bright will seem through mem'ry's haze, Those happy, golden, by-gone days!"
Unless we push the issue, there is no incentive for Yale to step up its
service. It is natural for the administrators, realizing that their negative
actions will bear no consequences, to continue in their ways. I hope we can all
change--now.
David Bookstaber is a junior in Saybrook.
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