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As the intramural season comes to a close, Morse has found its calling. We alone are in a position to make history. A good showing next week will relegate TD to a finish in the second division for the first time in 22 years!

A mighty nail was driven into TD's coffin last week with our remarkable 1-0 victory on the soccer field. Unable to capitalize, even with a three player advantage, TD's frustration led them to commit a foul on IM Secretary Paolo "Jorge" Campos '01 with 10 minutes remaining in the game. Enraged at the attack on his fellow Morsel, Colin "Miracle Man" Pan '01 emphatically fired the free kick into the back of the net from midfield, and broke the backs of the opposition in the process.

Under the leadership of captain T.J. "Flash" Gordon '98, Morse golf did us proud with a gutsy performance out on the links. Though T.J.'s true love is still bowling, he put his heart and soul into the contest, matching Mark O'Meara's Masters' winning score of 67. Congratulations go out to our top scorer Dan "Tiger Woods" Duggan '98, as well as "Junkyard" John Kirkowsi '00 and Lisa "Annika Sorenstam" Howie '00.

With just two weeks left, three Morse teams remain undefeated. Though we expected to put in a strong showing in billiards, we have already exceeded all expectations in ultimate and field hockey, qualifying for the playoffs. With three teams in the playoffs, dreams of shirts will soon be realities.

And so it comes down to these last two weeks. Yale has put its trust in us to put TD away for good. So let's get out to the fields and win it for Eli!

(Compiled by an IM secretary whose Sexplex parties next year will rock your world.)

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