Silliman

Many thanks to all the Sillimanders who have ensured that we at least look good (i.e. show up) because that's more important anyway. Kudos to ultimate, under captain Andrew "My dishwasher is a" Kitcher "aid" '01. Goals by Ernest "Nine Men's" Morris '00, Roger "The next episode of" Schoenfeld '98, and Jennifer "Kolossal" Kurz '99 prove that Sillimanders are putting their courtyard Frisbeeing to work. Hey, we've scored more goals than all last year already!

Softball plays it close under "Cap'n" Danny Sims '99 and the glove of Master Kelly "Bat King" Brownell. Volleyball hangs tight under Morris, Su Son "Ying for my" Yeang '00, "Bruisin'" Susan Liu '99, and Peter "Pulverizer" Hu '01. Leading soccer is the triumvirate of terror: Justin "J-Luv" Milner '99, Cortney "Sherman Tank" Price '00, and Jon "No more bread jokes about my last name" Rye '98. Racking up balls is Silliman's billiards bunch and head cueman Vladi "The Eight Ball Impaler" Cole '99.

A grand thanks to everyone, named or unnamed, that made Sillisports shine in moments of glory this year. You make the struggle to climb the ladder worth it. And I beseech you to help your college capture one last bit of Tyng glory in the spring. Do it for the seniors. Do it for a secretary who wants to see the Cup grace Byers Hall for the first time in over 20 years. But above all, damnit, do it for Silliman.

(Compiled by an IM secretary resolved to score under the 9-hole maximum in intramural golf before he graduates.)

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