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Ezra StilesWe're definitely kickin' it this season, no doubt. I just got the skinny on the IM golf tourney and Stiles breezed into the playoffs, no problems. My name is Tiger Woods, and I'm here to stroke it, baby. Speaking of George Michael (say what?), coed four-on-four volleyball showed the 'Brook exactly how to put that soft touch on the ball, getting down and dirty for those digs. The 'Brook also got a phat spanking from the coed ultimate (fighting) team.I must mention captains like Alex Robbins '98, Mike Hargis '00, Art Martinez '99, Pat Bum"Boom, Boom, Come Back to My Room"atay '00, Sara Schwebel '98, Christina "Ck Just Be" Rhee '99, Melissa "Everyone goes to Taiwan for a three-week vacation in the middle of senior year" Huang '98, Chris Cayten '98, Helen Chan '99, Jared Kelly '98, Dave Barcelo '00, Tad Yanagi '00, and last but not least, our fearless leader Jeff "Frosh Counselor Extraordinaire But I Moonlight as Michael Jordan When I Step into the House of Payne" Wang '98. For the countless unnamed Stilesians who play for the Moose without expecting recognition, you're not getting any 'cuz I don't know who you are, so sign up on the attendance sheet. Just don't phone me up at 3 a.m. and start haranguing me, 'cuz really, who needs that? If you want to talk, I have a really nifty 900 number you can have. Yeah, Stiles, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. I smell another dynasty in the woodwork. Next year is all about Stiles. Start shaking and speakeasying, if you even know what that means.
(Compiled by a fan of lowercase.)
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