Minor Threats

timber!

Thunderstorm (Lei Yu)

Directed by Yilu Zhao
In Mandarin Chinese
Sat., Apr. 25, 8 p.m.
Sun., Apr. 26, 8 p.m.
Pierson Common Room, $2
If a play is performed entirely in Mandarin Chinese, but everyone in the audience only speaks Cantonese, has it technically occurred?

student flix

UPix Festival
Short films by undergraduates
Fri., Apr. 24, 7 p.m.
Davies Auditorium, $3
Dude, put Vaseline on the lens! Oh my God, dude, that is so rad! Dude, do it again! Dude, omigod, do you think we can get, like, credit for this? Dude, do the thing with the cigarette again! Dude, you're so funny.

Cut, print.

college

Animal House
Fri., Apr. 24, 8 p.m.
McDougal Center, HGS 119, free
Thank you, MT, may I have another? Ow! Thank you, MT, may I have another? Ow! Thank you, MT. My advice to you is to start drinking. Heavily. Trust MT. MT's pre-med.

rising again

Civil War Re-enactment of the Battle of Chancellorsville
Sat., Apr. 25, 1 p.m.
Hammonasset Beach State Park
Call 1-800-486-3346
Remembered for the tactical genius of General Robert E. Lee and the accidental mortal wounding of General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson by his own men. Wartime bloopers! Free highlight video with a one-year subscription to Secession magazine. (Offer does not apply in Quebec.)

pyrrhic

The Indigo Girls
Spring Fling
Sat., Apr. 25, 6 p.m.
Old Campus
Rain or shine
Give MT a hammer and a nail, and MT'll give ya a proper Spring Fling, so MT will. MT went to the doctor, MT went to the mountains, MT went to Brown's Spring Fling last weekend and had a rockin' time. MT's goin' back this weekend.

pan-hellenism

Heaven and Hell
Six fraternities, four sororities
Fri., Apr. 24
Sigma Nu
Dude, are they gonna have a keg?

--So many people for The Red Queen, Frances Bean, and Dr. Wally to thank, so little time.

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