Minor Threats

improvvvv

The Viola Question
Sat., Apr. 4, 8 & 10 p.m.
Stiles Little Theater
$2
For our next game, I'll need a non-geographic location. Bathroom? OK. Now, I'll need an object. Bathroom? OK. Next, I'll need an interpersonal relationship. Bathroom? Thanks. Opening line of dialogue? I heard, "Hey, nice bathroom." Great, thanks.

dance yer ass off

Danceworks
Fri., Apr. 3, 9 p.m.
Sat., Apr. 4, 9 p.m.
Dwight Hall Chapel
Suggested donation: $2
Ja, velcome to danswerks. Today, ve vill perform ein interpretive dans to "99 Luftballoons." Animals vill be bred undt slaughtered. But if you vant to touch my monkey, you cannot. It is verboten. Nein!

scary buff dude

Henry Rollins: Spoken Word
Sun., Apr. 5, 8 p.m.
Toad's Place
(Ahem.) I'm a liar! A liaaaaaaar! I'll rip your mind out! I'll burn your soul! Aaaaauuuuggghh! Thank you.

general tso's acrobats

Stars of the Shanghai Acrobatic Theater
Sun., Apr. 5, 3 & 7 p.m.
Shubert Theater
$8-$20
So, one second I'm talkin' to the bartender, havin' a beer, and then something hits me in the back of the head. The next thing I know, I'm wearin' a leotard that makes my package bulge out, and I'm swingin' from a trapeze. What the hell happened?

fire of my loins

Lolita
Fri., Apr. 3, 7 p.m.
WLH 119
Wet bus stop. She's waiting. His car is warm and dry. She puts on the red light. He resolves to call her up a thousand times a day. There's a flagpole rag in a high tree top. Dee doo doo doo. Dee da da da.

sumpin' special

A Secret Show!
At Toad's on Saturday!
Look in Toad's window to see who!
It's not Sister Hazel! It's not Matchbox 20! It's not Lisa Loeb! It's not Third Eye Blind! It's not Natalie Imbruglia! It's not Jimmy Ray! It's not Paula Cole! OK, here's a hint: Their name rhymes with "Booty and the Yo, Bitch." Give up? --Would you be The Red Queen, Frances Bean, and Dr. Wally's friend if they went like this?!

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