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StilesOooohhhhh yeah. Stiles shake-and-baked its way through the first two weeks of spring IMs. The moose has shaken off those winter blues and sharpened its horns for the stretch run. No more kid gloves. We're large, in charge, and we've got more hits than Jerry Springer. This year might be Saybrook's, but the Stiles Tyng dynasty will rise again.Give it up for the frosh class. It took them a couple of IM seasons to get the hang of it, but now they're showing up in droves and dominating the other colleges. Even Master "He Ain't No Small" Fry made a cameo appearance as "The Big Hurt" in the coed softball game (which we naturally won). Women's field hockey dominated (as usual), showing Saybrook and Trumbull who can "better wield a rounded stick without drooling on the required mouthguards" as one IM secretary put it. JE went down more times than Divine Brown as coed ultimate soared to an easy victory, as did four-on-four coed volleyball. Not to be outdone, coed soccer toyed with JE, giving them the feeling they were actually in the game, but in overtime, JE realized they had bitten off even more than what Mike Tyson could've chewed. Thanks to those who sacrificed their bodies for Stiles (and no, I'm not talking about that Rumpus article about Yalies working for "outcalling, full-service massage parlors"), and for those of you who are unknown, come play. I'll make ya famous.
(Complied by a fan of the moose.)
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