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TrumbullFresh off a three-year mission in the Kenyan highlands where she tried to indoctrinate the citizenry with whatever religion she believes in, Liz Wilson '02, shattered all personal, college, and hypothetical records in her come-from-behind second place triumph in the Cross Country Clash of the Colleges. The swift vixen of the rift valley attributes her success to the methods necessary in her missionary effort. She says, "You can't convert someone you can't catch!"Another highly notable participant in the CCCC was none other than that wily devil Anug Malhotra '01. The still recovering Malhotra attributes his sixth place domination to the effects of the anabolic steriods he has been injesting recently. He says, "Flo-Jo and I have the same dealer." Oh sad, sad day! Trumbull men's soccer ties a game. Hats off to Morse for playing us tough. We at Trumbull, however, perfer to have the other team pooping in their draws after feeling our wrath. Speaking of wrath, we hereby suggest an amendment to the intrumural schedule. Boxing! I say the kid's gonna be a contenda! Currently in the New Haven City Jail after a vicious assault and battery, our star center defender "El Capitan" was unable to attend the Morse game. He says, "I was on the fool like Sprewell on PJ. It's a hard knock life."
(Compiled by Jonathan Trumbull, Colonial Govenor.)
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