Trumbull

As everyone knows, what keeps Trumbull winning those precious Tyng points in the fall is definitely our men's soccer team. They want those t-shirts more than a date for tonight's Screw-Your-Roommate Dance, and they probably have a better chance of getting them. As one senior was heard to remark, "I'd rather go with Madeleine, the dean's dog, than with one of them."

Take, for example, last week against Saybrook, where we beat them 9-2. Need I point out that Saybrook scored only one of those two goals? Like UConn, we may have run the score up a bit, but TC is much more generous than the Huskies--at least we gave them one goal for free. (As a general rule, Frisky, in the future, try to avoid shooting on your roommates.) Mad props go out to Jeff "Hat Trick" Weiser '99 and Gus "Truque De Chapeu" Bagattini '01, who scored the majority of those goals. Hey, Peter, why can't the SY-TC girls play like this?

In other news, the tragedy of the week had to be tying Branford in table tennis. With frosh sensations like Dev "Come see my 40"...TV" Gandhi, Danielle "Gives 'em Hell" Morris, Maggie "Right Back Atcha" Kloby, and Julian "Jean Chretien could whoop your ass" Revie, this team should be winning matches left and right. Perhaps it was the voodoo curse that a certain Branford sophomore put on the TC IM secretary the day of the game that did it. The team took a turn for the better this Wednesday, crushing Pierson 6-1.

Trumbullians: The upcoming soccer game against Calhoun on Wed., Oct. 7 should prove to be quite entertaining. Our victory celebration should start about the same time as the game itself, around 5:15 p.m. All are invited to attend. Moorah '62!

(Compiled by a Bull who got smashed on the steps of the Yale Bowl this weekend.)

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