Silliman

The resurgent men's soccer team is fresh off its most explosive offensive display in history, serving a 5-0 beatdown to the inferior college on Temple Street. Two goals by "I dribbled" Andrew "the defenders away" Chen '99, "They're all outta" Brett "from guarding me" Libresco '99, while "The ball was" Justin "your net, and I put it back there again" Milner '99, and Chris "The Full" Mooney '99 sealed the men's third straight win over them TDers. Last week, SM eked out a 1-0 victory over D-port on the goal of Michael "the goalie hasn't" Gottesman "because I just scored on him" '02.

The women continue to roll, beating Berkeley-Calhoun 3-2 and Davenport-Pierson 5-0. Leading the charge are Nicole "I" Caston "my game face, and they run away anything but" guay '99, Isabel "ringing as constantly as how much I play" Romero '02, and newcomer Sara "You took it from me, vut I vant the" Vollbracht '02. They can't do it alone, though, so all you Silliwomen reading this, lend a hand (or leg)!

Next time, we'll hit racket sports and check in again on the touch football scene. Until then, no Sillimander should rest easy until the Tyng is ours!

(Compiled by a secretary who wants women. In Silliman. To play IMs.)

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