Ezra Stiles

In fact, the Moose is a mighty beast, and you better believe that it will poop where it damn well pleases. The Moose is mighty, it is strong, and here it comes.

A cigar goes out to the men's and coed touch football squads, which stand undefeated behind the fearless, flawless, fantastic leadership of Tad Yanagi '00, Santi Duewel '00, Mike Hargis '00, and finally, Si Chin '99. In men's tennis, Josh Frank '01 just humiliated some guy from Trumbull who was recruited to play varsity tennis. Our women's team, led by the lovely and undefeated Eliza Park '01 and Kristen Rising '01, is a playoff contendah. Even women's soccer, which previously only led the league in attendance and physical attractiveness, picked up a crucial forfeit win. A final damn loud shout goes out to Joe Harburger '99, Ameet Talwalkar '02, Marc Bush '01, Amanda Reiterman '02, Elizabeth Wright '02, Alli O'Neill '01, and the rest of the table tennis fellas.

As a side note, it has come to the attention of your IM correspondent that "The Moose" is in fact the name of a cool sexual practice wherein a guy is pleasuring a girl, and in the midst of their mutual bliss, the guy "places both hands over his head with palms facing out and waves his fingers wildly" as an expression of dominance. I recommend that this pleasing image become the theme of the remainder of the fall season as Stiles prepares to take TD, Saybrook, and Berkeley from behind.

(Compiled by the Society for the Prevention of Asinine IM Nicknames (SPAIN).)

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