Minor Threats

the price club

Whiffenpoofs & Whim 'n' Rhythm
Fri., Oct. 9, 9 p.m.
Battell Chapel
$10 students, $15 adults

Ten dollars! Ten dollars?! For such a hefty sum, MT could rent Buttman's Arbor Day Surprise from Art House Video, buy two forties of St. Ides, and settle down for an evening of some serious whim and rhythm.

and He created hair

King's X
Mon., Oct. 12, 9:30 p.m.
Toad's Place
$12

MT once called up Dial MTV to request "Over My Head." MT heard Adam Curry will be styling hair in the VIP section.

mexican heston

Touch of Evil
Fri., Oct. 9 & Sat., Oct. 10
7:25, 9:25, and 11:20 p.m.
York Square Cinema

"My relationship with Miss Lewinsky was inappropriate. In fact, it was evil."

medieval tymes

Philharmonia Orchestra of Yale
Fri., Oct. 9, 8 p.m.
Woolsey Hall
Free

His royal majesty graciously requests thy attendance for a night of feasting and merriment! Lo, the king's joyful minstrels shall provide thee with wondrous disport! The finest mead and plumpest pheasants shall be served to all lords and ladies! Huzzah!

exploring

1492: The Dance
Fri., Oct. 9, 9 p.m.
African-American Cultural Center
$3

Columbus killed MT's mom. MT's not going to his imperialist dance.

commedia della farte

The Viola Question
Sat., Oct. 10, 7 and 9 p.m.
Ezra Stiles Little Theater
$3

The question is: if Shannen Doherty and Alyssa Milano were on the same show would anyone watch?

Ex!t Players and Limitless
Productions
Fri., Oct. 9, 8 p.m.
Ezra Stiles Dining Hall
$2

Stop it, you two. It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.

--McPorn, Mr. Salty, Malibu Skipper, and special guests Dr. Wally and TCPG want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin.

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