Timothy Dwight

First, thanks to everyone who came and helped out on TD Day this past Sunday. TD courtyard is going to be an absolute sea of tulips in the spring, thanks to those on the courtyard crew.

Be sure to notice the extra-special cluster of flowers planted by Thomas "White, Wet Dreams Mm Mmm Mama-Jama" Kane '01 next to entryway D. And a special thanks to Henry "The UN won't find Iraq's missiles because I hid them all under my bed" Fernaine '99 for "cleaning up" the unopened soda bottles.

Second, a special shout-out to E-1. Free ass-flavored Pocky for everyone.

Third, we're not going to say a single thing about winter intramurals, other than: TD--let's win the winter like we dominated the fall!

Now onto more important matters: this is the year. For three years now we've sat and watched those pieces of crap at Harvard rush onto the field at the end of the game. This year it is time for us to beat Harvard.

It is time for us to rush onto the field at the end of the game and then walk back to their cute, safe little "Downtown" area with their pole-in-the-ass "Finals Clubs" and eat all their food and drink all their beer, all the while knowing that when it comes down it, Harvard sucks. BOOLA BOOLA!

(Compiled by a Camp Alton Gray Team Alumnus. "And we'll give a grand old cheer boys, as the mighty Gray march by!")

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